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Old 08-18-2018, 05:37 PM   #1
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Default Sa gubat at mga bato

Sa gubat at mga bato...=

Isang araw naligaw si Pedro at Juan sa isang gubat at nakaramdam sila ng pagkagutom ng may tinig silang narinig.
"KAYONG DALAWA DUMAMPOT KAYO NG MALAKING BATO.."

Kinuha ni Pedro ay malaking bato. Samantalang si Juan ay maliit palibhasa tamad nga.Nagsalita ulit yung mahiwagang tinig.

"KUNG GAANO KALAKI ANG BATO NA NAKUHA NYO YAN ANG TINAPAY NA KAKAININ NYO....."
Badtrip si Juan.Nagsalita ulit yung mahiwagang tinig.

"DUMAMPOT ULI KAYO NG MALIIT NA BATO"

Knuha ni Pedro ay maliit na bato. Samantalang si Juan ay malaki ang kinuha kasi nabitin sa pagkain. Sabi ng mahiwagang tinig...

"IHAGIS NYO ANG BATONG HAWAK NYO...............KUNG ANO ANG LAYO NG BATONG HINAGIS NYO ITO ANG MAGIGING HABA NG BUHAY NYO"

Badtrip na talaga si Juan. Nagutos muli ang mahiwagang tinig...

"KUMUHA ULI KAYO NG BATO PERO NGAYON DALAWANG BATO"

Kumuha si Pedro ng dalawang maliit na bato. Samantalang si Juan ay nag-isip. Di mo na ako magugulangan... Hehehe... Kumuha si Juan na isang maliit at isang malaking bato... Ano ka ngayon sabi ni Juan...

Nagsalita ulit ang mahiwagang tinig...

"KUNG ANO ANG SUKAT NG BATONG HAWAK HAWAK NYO YAN ANG MAGIGING SUKAT NG ITLOG NINYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 08-19-2018, 11:33 AM   #2
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di pantay itlog nya bai
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whaahahahah nice bos nawala badtrip ko sa internet ko ko
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